Seinfeld taught me to ALWAYS check for separate volume knobs.

Of course they all say that. With his on the field production as bad as it is, that’s the only thing left he could be good at!

I read each site because they act like the other doesn’t exist.. except on rare occasions. It’s nice to have two places to go read similar material that’s viewed in different lights. I know Pres is a dick. I don’t need Samer out here telling me Pres is a dick. I came here to read about fucking tennis or why my…

Combination, Motherfucker!

If he doesn’t pan out, I’m going to be so annoyed by everyone mocking them for blowing the #1 pick when this WHOLE time he was the consensus top prospect and every single analyst in the world said they’d be fucking up if they didn’t take him.

If you go back and read his history, the NFL has put him through an absurd amout of shit. His 2015 suspension came from drinking alcohol during the offseason, which isn’t allowed. Not for drugs, not for being hammered- for having *any* alcohol at all.

I’m honestly past the point of debate about climate change. If somebody loudly denies that it’s a thing, and I object, and they say prove me wrong, I tell them it’s not my job. Some people are only going to become educated about climate change when they:

A towel.

*conviently forgets the phantom deflection on gonzagas missed three point attempt that allowed them to get the ball back and make a three to give them the lead

Later he gets the rebound. Passes it to the man. Shoots it. And boom goes the dynamite.

I like Nickleback.

Do you make many commenting on Deadspin? No? Then how is it relevant.

I am a lifetime Charlottean so finally having the Hornets back to relevance is a dream come true. We got a taste of this kind of success before the old team shipped out to New Orleans but I think we still tend to have “Bobcats-style” games like recently IN New Orleans (coincidentally). Kemba has been a staple in…

That clip is missing the most important part in regards to how I judge Cam Newton! What form and temperament did his touchdown celebration take on? This is important!

Apple could do wireless charging.

Shit. My wife and I subscribe to Consumer Reports, I complain about our gutters all the time (especially the run over the damn sliding glass door, it’s too damn short to be efffective!), and while I don’t wear Sauconys, I have exclusively worn Asics Tigers for the last decade.

There’s nothing worse than a lame dad who doesn’t think he’s lame. Mike Greenberg is a great lame dad because he knows he’s lame. I bet he subscribes to Consumer Report and constantly complains about the gutters at his house, all while wearing Saucony running shoes. Cris Carter is the opposite. He feels obligated to…

Crawl back into your hole any let us enjoy this 7-1 undefeated season

7-1 and definitely undefeated. A perfect season so far.

I'm just going to throw this out there because it would be so so so so awesome: Free comics with Amazon Prime.