Michael, invest that money in HIGH END SECURITY SYSTEMS for rich fucks. Trust me, you'll turn that million into billions.

HOLY SHIT.

haha Thank you. That still doesn't explain Chad's footwear.

GREEN SCREEN! FALSE FLAG! THIS SHOULD BE IN BLACK BAG!

Builds character.

Weekend at Bernie's is really creepy without the sunglasses.

Didn't Bill & Ted go to college here?

I sure hope the Pack continue on and at least beat Nova. As a Bama fan I don't hate Gottfried, but I do wish we woud've kept him.

Robert Durst in a latex mask.

He once said that when he dies, he hopes to be remembered for his "character."

FEELIN IT

just received a text from her bae

What?

STFU CRACK-ASS CRACKER.

So you agree with his scathing comments about you yourself, Pleatherface?

Gotta touch up them roots, homeboy.

dem lips doe

Racist Lion.

YES YOU CAN GET JUMPED TOO!

dem eyes doe