As a dealership employee who’s pay is affected by surveys let me tell you a few things that absolutely piss me off:

Although the $8,000 off MSRP is tempting, you’re forgetting about the additional hidden costs associated with Mustang ownership: Attorney fees, Additional roadside-pedestrian collision insurance, weekly “I’m sorry I hit you with my racecar” Hallmark card delivery services.

That’s just good synergy

I guess this means I am single handedly bringing the big lead acid battery business to it’s knees! I’m sitting on 5 dead batteries because the core charge refund places offer is pitiful. If they want them they need to start paying up more for old cores. You know where to find me big battery, let me know when you…

Big Battery needs to produce more lead here in America or face big tax penalties!!! #potus

It’s too bad that batteries aren’t free of charge.

Let’s not throw stones. Who among us hasn’t overcooked it in that exact tunnel multiple times?

They took all the money and weight saved on the AWD system and re-invested it into a Pep Boys shopping spree.

“I’m not racist, I have a black passenger seat.”

Boston used to OWN terrible driving. Now driving standards are low everywhere.

Light bars and lift kits in suburbia. None of that is needed to find your way over to PF Changs.

M badges on non-M BMWs.

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I also really liked the story of Smokey’s 7/8 scale car. Apparently the thing looked totally normal, but was crushing everything else on the track. Then someone thought to measure it. That’s why NASCAR uses templates to measure all the cars since then.

And who can forget Penske Racing’s acid-dipped Camaros that…

I just can’t imagine buying a sedan as a vehicle for a family with a little kid and dog.

If I’m pissing in your Cheerios I apologize but I had a 1991 Honda Accord for 15+ years and it was DEAD FUCKING RELIABLE... I truly, honestly miss that car.

The fucking tail light thing man. I stared at my car in disbelief that something could be designed like that. And then I wrote a big dumb check to my repair shop. Sad!

Nope. SW Michigan is far, far worse.

How about using the sway bar to charge the battery? A battery that has to be “matched” to the car? Could go on and on with BMW lol.

The E61 was even better, because it had all the computers in that spot, which would routinely flood when the sunroof train tubes got plugged up.