When I worked at a BMW dealer, I witnessed many customers purchasing a variety of “lifestyle accessories” from the boutique (yes that’s what they call it at BMW dealer). The conclusion I drew at the time was that it was the only way to let other people know they had a BMW, without actively bringing it up within the…

I think most people that like trump are unwilling to publicly acknowledge their racism and bigotry, or are willing to look the other way when they see it, because it suits their own ends.

What color is the sky in the world where anyone gives a lonely, mountain-dwelling fuck about your opinion?

I’m genuinely curious.

Indeed, the only thing that could have made this any sweeter is some good old-fashioned Detroit Police brutality. But despite its absence, I’d still love to buy those officers a beer.

This guy has always been a piece of human garbage.

He owned a bar/banquet hall called Barnstormer’s, in the Whitmore Lake/Hamburg area (on M36 just off of US-23). When it was open, my friend’s band played there a few times. They were never paid on time or in the amount promised. When the poorly-managed business went tits up, there were several weddings on their…

As a person who is part of a group that Trump and his supporters singled out as one the of sources of all of their imaginary woes, I will say only this:

FUCK THEM.

Man, conservatives certainly are a sensitive lot.

Whining fucking maggots.

I spend 4 hours, twice a year. A good paint sealant and a proper coat of carnauba wax have made my car virtually self-cleaning; all it ever needs is a touchless wash in my driveway using a pressure washer with a foam gun.

Still better than off-road lights and truck testes.

But if I don’t install a $900 CF front splitter, how else will I know where the parking spots end?

Even without your username, I could have guessed what you drive. Mine’s a 2017 Sport with a JB4 installed, and the only thing I’ve done that impacts the driveability is a lower torque arm insert to eliminate the horrid wheel hop. Luckily, the only negative effect from it is some vibration when reversing, but I can…

I’m constantly having to talk myself out of making “improvements” to my car that will only be beneficial on the track days that I never have time for.

I suppose if I were a hardcore 1st-generation Pathfinder enthusiast, a clean and rust-free example with the off-road tinsel and chunky tires already installed would be worth the asking price. But since I’m not that one person in the known universe, it’s just another unremarkable used SUV that the seller is trying to…

Right, because imbeciles inheriting fortunes has never once happened in the entirety of human history.

Yeah, but even now, the message in many car ads (and ads for most other products) is “buy this, and women will find you attractive.”

I once bought a used RSX Type-S with a short ram on it. All the intake did was make more noise and robbed power in city traffic when the weather was hot. The car became so much nicer with factory intake reinstalled.

This is a tough one. It’s got a lot of things an enthusiast would want, but it’s wrapped up in a generic sedan body, which was then covered in even less distinctive silver paint. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaawn.

The same could be said of many other cars, but it’s worth noting the 72mo/72K warranty that came with 2018 VW vehicles. I’ll grant you that part of that was a marketing push to wash away the bad taste of diesel from everyone’s mouths (hence why it was only one model year) but if they’re willing to do a full warranty…

Oh you’re absolutely correct, the old rules apply to this one. No way in hell I’d pay even half of what they’re asking for that thing. The performance may still be relevant, but the same can’t be said for the rest of the car.