So by your (flawed) reasoning, in its 35 year history, no BMW M5 was purchased by an enthusiast? Gotcha. And what of the M5 Estate wagon that was available in Europe? No enthusiasts there, either.

Maybe the 2dr GTI is lighter, but enough to make a noticeable difference? As for stiffness, I only need to put a jack under the front jack point on my 2017 4dr to rotate the tires, so again,the difference is negligible.

As a 5'8" person, I suppose I’ve never really thought about that, since most cars are designed for people who are roughly my height. I sympathize with your plight, from way down here.

Why does anyone still want a 2-door version of a 4-door vehicle in 2019?

Their brief infatuation with directional wheels extended to the 3rd-gen Prelude Si.

The 88-91 wheels look like they came from an ‘84 Maxima.

1991 CRX Si, nicer wheels and rear disc brakes:

You’re expecting originality in from a racing series where all the drivers are named “Dale” or “Daryl?”

Allante: Because even Pininfarina has an off-day once in a while.

Someone sent one to the White House, but Trump never saw it. Pence probably opened the package and mistook it for something else...

To people who didn’t live through it, but come from families who did, the perspective is slightly different. Basically, you’re describing exploration, which is a good thing. Colonialism happens later, when the explorers get home, tell everyone about what they saw, and then some of those people decide to go with more…

If I hadn’t seen it, I would not have believed it.

I’ll have to give them each a go. Thanks for the tip!

The only reason anyone travels by Amtrak in 2019 is that they can’t get through a TSA checkpoint, but aren’t so destitute that they have to ride the Greyhound.

I once spent $12 on a hotdog in Chigago, but it was a footlong Chicago at Comiskey Park (no, I don’t care what they’re calling it this week). Best $12 I’ve ever spent.

Whenever I visit Chicago, I book my hotel based on its proximity to a Portillo’s.

Detroit deli is a magical thing. The only bread my dad would eat came from Star Bakery/Plaza deli on Northwestern Highway(?), and I’d occasionally get lunch in the form of a corned beef on rye that was too large to fit my mouth around.

They needed the motorcade, because the sight of a big, swinging horse dick makes Pence uncomfortably aroused.

$17,000 will get you a low-mileage Mk7 GTI, with the balance of the factory warranty remaining. No, it won’t have AWD, but if you get one with the Performance Package and its magical VAQ differential, you won’t miss it.

Indeed. My cousin has 2 child seats in the back seat of his coupe, but he drives a Porsche 911.