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No Daytona 500? I only didn’t submit it because I figured someone else already had and that it was a shoe-in.

Too bad this proposal couldn’t have occurred on a level crossing, on the railroad tracks.

So basically, it’s become a character from the movie Cars for half my life, or become The Stig.

Nobody found anything you posted offensive, we just found you to be an asshole.

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It’s a shame that Bentley didn’t lend them a car, otherwise James May might still be alive. #ripjames

For good reason. *grabs pitchfork*

TIE series ships are the Lotuses of the Star Wars Universe. Colin Chapman would be very proud.

Keeping your kids out of sandboxes that smell bad is sort of common sense.

I don’t really see why the digital dashes are mandatory. They’re supposed to be better than the old analog dashes, so if they really are, given the choice, everyone would eventually use the digital dashes anyway.

I wouldn’t mind seeing Brian France get smacked in the face with a halibut, myself.

Also featured in 2016 is a points system that is completely idiotic and makes absolutely no sense.

So theoretically, driving K.I.T.T. with MacGyver in the passenger seat and The Dude and Ferris Bueller in the back seats, with R2-D2 and Scooby Doo somehow stuffed in there too, would be the greatest road trip in history.

I think I’d rather have the Hammerhead i Eagle Thrust. I don’t think it looks quite as nice (though styling is subjective), but it’s more practical and probably has better performance.

For this I tend to agree, but if it’s not vital information and doesn’t even really need to be displayed, then this would be a sweet way to do it.

Not that much money. You could buy a brand new Porsche 911 GT3 for that price and achieve about the same performance.

The only reason an EV car would park in an EV spot when they don't need to charge is to show everyone that they drive an EV, as if people don't know that Teslas are EVs anyway.

You know how people can stop their kids from buying stuff on the app store? Set it up so you need to re enter the password for every purchase.

I don’t think it’s coincidental that they made the car front wheel drive and then discontinued it all together a few years later.

That’s wouldn’t be much of a redundancy as it would be a necessity.