I didn't expect it other than to be black and blocky, but at least Sony put more than a 90 degree angle on its design, as well as that blue light.

Maybe they use the same definition of 'new' as university textbook publishers.

Now I can be screamed at by 13 year olds in a whole new game engine!

Why take a Vine video when you could've done the same thing with literally one picture?

Pretty sure everything on this is a euphemism of some sort.

Every time I see a Francis video, I get so scared I'll see a fat man have a heart attack and die on video.

Does Occam's Razor apply in the Kojima-verse?

Cuz all this could just be Hayter being a... hater.

I'm actually surprised my upload is so much faster than my download.

The animation is great, but man, that VO is pretty terrible.

Silly Luppy, all you need is some warm soapy water and plenty of cotton swabs.

I'll save the editors of this site some trouble and write the next few posts:

[Insert Game Here] now works on the Oculus Rift!
Oh my God, [Insert Game Here] would be great on the Oculus Rift!
Shortsightedness: [Insert Game Here] Isn't Slated for Oculus Rift Support.
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That man is a bronzed Adonis.

A few months ago, I said that the inside of the box would be Peter Molyneux spouting his typical Peter Molyneux brand of bullshit.

I guess I was right.

What sort of Hollywood-type ending is this guy hoping to achieve by doing this?

Hey, if the guy guessed the name of the new Xbox two years before anyone else new, he should be paid to sell the domain back.

After all, it's like he won some version of the lottery.

For the Xbox One logo, not the Forza logo.

Ghost Dog, because you can fit so much more next-gen arm hair!

You know why I don't think this is the final box art?

No trademarks.

I'm watching this from a tiny smartphone screen, but is the storyteller guy Evil Obama from Breaking Bad?

This has a somewhat Tokyo Jungle vibe to it.