Remind me again why an (optional) stylus is not awesome?

FYI, this has been a flash game from quite a while now

I like how the spelling of Genghis Khan got more and more screwed up as the game got buggier in the story. Very meta.

Are her hips part robot?

To be fair, their intended audience probably was 13 year olds.

Woah, did you lose a loved one to someone driving the wrong way while looking for a park?

Apple Maps = Find parks really easily, may go the wrong way down a one-way road to get there.

Punching scantily-clad women with impossible figures = Not sexist

Prepare for half the frames per second :p

I don't think that's a proper comparison because I can't imagine a Pikmin having the range of reactions that a normal player would. An FPS alone needs to figure out which way each person is looking, the number of bullets shot, the direction of those shots, reload animations, current stance etc and push all that…

The Wii U, beating seven year old hardware?

Haha, that'll be a problem too. I'll have to buy new glasses AND a microscope just to deal with 72ppi web banners.

How does this work with non-Apple programs like Photoshop? Would the icons and such scale? I can't imagine they do, or do it well, at least.

Actually, as part of the "use photoshop all day" crowd, I officially despise this since it has only two USB ports.

They said that last year. Plus, it'll mean I'll have to switch to ThunderBolt stuff in the next year, which is either unfeasible or expensive or both.

The only thing I care about the new Macbook Pros is that it still has only two USB ports and that's just dumb.

It doesn't look like Apple's added any new USBs on there, despite taking out the optical drive.

Give me more USB ports if you're getting rid of the optical drive. I'm a designer and usually have a external HDD, Wacom tablet and a USB plugged in already.

Pretty sure she also has headphones on, which really doesn't help.

Well, it's just one map, not a whole game. Part of my I loved Strike at Karkand in BF2 so much is that it wasn't a vehicle-heavy map in a game full of vehicle-heavy maps.