What? No Horker meat?

I've seen a ton of iPhone 4's with cracked glass (front and back) but I have yet to see a Samsung phone with anything close to that much damage.

The mind of the fanboy doesn't run on anything close to logic :p

Ok, the Patapon vs Hades bit is hilarious

That there is tornado weather!

That thing looks like a prop from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

If I could rename this game, it'll be 'Shadow of the Dark Monster Souls Hunter Colossus', because it is all those crazy games mixed up into something with the potential to be amazing.

Wait, have you even PLAYED an Elder Scrolls game? Once you get to melee range, you're almost guaranteed to get hit because of how clunky the combat is. Couple that with attacking via just holding down or pressing the attack button and you've got very simple, very clunky, very boring combat. Even Dead Island tried…

I'm not exactly sure why you're getting frame rate problems. I certainly haven't. A couple of buddies of mine are on PS3s with the demo too and they haven't mentioned it either.

The chief developer himself during a two hour long Capcom preview of the game was definitely using a PS3, though, and this was in front of a two non-Capcom announcer dudes as well as being live-streamed.

I just played the PS3 version. No lag, screen tearing or stutters or anything, although you're confined to close quarters for both levels in the demo (even the open world bit ends in an invisible wall after fifty feet or so)

One is an optional speaker, the other is a piece of plastic with a hinge that ensures your hand doesn't resemble a crab claw after playing too much Kid Icarus.

... there were caution blocks?

The look can be done right in certain cases, but the Batman cover isn't one of them.

I'm not audiophile, but it's probably the best set of earbuds I've ever gotten, in terms of sound, quality etc. The only real issue is wire noise, but I wouldn't take these jogging or anything anyway, so I don't mind. Price is a bit steep but it's worth it. The fact that I got a two year warranty with it helps too.

Please?

I imagine the cabin is located somewhere that gets enough human traffic where having, say, a bunch of bears eating dead cow may pose a risk.

Or the...

I have some Klipsich S4's which doesn't have active noise canceling, but the seal created by the ear buds blocks out a surprising amount of ambient sound. I was on the train with them on, but with no music playing, and it was quiet enough to read to.

Or can type super fast while leaning close to the monitor.