To think.. I thought steroids were performance enhancers. But with this crew, it must be all the Coronas.

Thats been my philosophy since having a job that could pay for a newer car. One reliable daily (Focus ST) and a project (71 Cutlass Supreme) My fiancé has a 98 Saab 900SE Turbo...everything is weird and even spark plugs are a special order.

If if find out this jerk killed Han... there's going to be blood to pay.

There was a simmering anger about people like me — "Social Justice Warriors", as they call us — who are asking for change in the game industry: a better, broader representation of characters, among other things. We're "the cancer that's killing games", and Kotaku is seen as the key enemy site, with Polygon a close…

I WANT.

I just watched the micro-penis episode of New Girl, so I'd like to say that we all have micro-penises. They may not be physical, but they are all there. My micro-penis is that I never finished college. This is not a serious comment for everyone boiling with rage right now.

"We sincerely apologize on behalf of McKenna Peterson's feminism. Please accept these complementary pom pom's as our way of saying we look forward to seeing you on the field. They're pink!"

Or.... people with more disposable income are more likely to be able to leave marriages they are unhappy in?

This was one of the most intelligently written reviews/critiques of anything I've ever encountered on this site, and I hope we can look forward to more.

Is it bad my first thought was "Oh, this episode is gonna be good"?

Wife A: Please remember to put the cap on the toothpaste when you're done, honey.

Incredible bike. And possibly the most effective natural selection device ever produced. Many, many bros will meet their demise on this crotch rocket.

HE'S OVER 9000!!!!

500HP - BAD!

We've always used the proper terms with our kiddo (I'm a biologist, I'm not going to call it a wee-wee or a hoo-haa or whatever). She was then told by other kids she was saying "bad words." Her teacher started to tell her not to say those and she proudly said "My mommy says those are the right words and not to use…

One day we'll figure out a way to harness the pissing and moaning of Jalopnik commenters and power vehicles with that.

It's something seeing one on original wheels. Nice color too. Huge sunroof is cool in a cheesy way, but purists won't like it. I don't know how much of a barn find it really is - not terribly old ID plates, sold out of CA, AZ Craigslist - my car looks dusty after sitting at the shop for a month. I'd deduct…

"I'd take issue with that last bit as it does appear that someone at some point has cut a huge hole in the roof and plopped in a glass moonroof." >>>>> DEAL BREAKER