The Twitter photo also captures the screensaver on Bess' phone, which says "Jah'' in large orange letters. Bess is a Rastafarian and Jah is a common term in the Rasta way of life, which also encompasses the spiritual use of marijuana.

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Yeah, only in real sports like swimming does getting a haircut count as practice.

I think I just figured out why Wade's numbers have been hurting. He has no idea how to make a J.

That's a lot of conflicting metaphors

Is there even enough mediocre American talent to fill these teams and keep the MLS fan base entertained to the moderate levels to which they've become accustomed?

Where was the funny part?

I'm pretty sure if you told Sunderland supporters you were rooting for their team because they have one American player they would tell you to go fuck yourself.

Because John Henry has owned Liverpool for less than 2% of the club's history?

Rooting for mid-table clubs like Sunderland, Stoke, Newcastle and Everton is like having a vested interest in the Little League World Series. If you're from there it makes perfect sense. Otherwise you're just an asshole.

This is magnificent

Why is this even an issue? White people clearly don't find the name offensive.

That's his Ore-O face

You're really dumb

Couldn't agree more. I mean keep it in the bedroom. Oh and this Aaron Hernandez guy? Seriously, what you do in the offseason is pretty irrelevant. Stick to sports.

Also impressive was how he crushed his Grand Slam later.

This is really surprising. I thought he was most effective using the Shotgun.

He enjoys antique shops, birds and Disney films. He denies the existence of a supreme being—yet would like to do the great Jim Carrey

When I read garbage fire by the lake I knew somebody would bring up Cleveland.

Unfortunately Hoffman missed the putt, having to settle for a boogey.