#NotAllLandlordsButEnoughOfThemThatItsAProblem

Congratulations, you’re not a sociopath. Unfortunately some of your brethren already like to wire up their apartments for video, because they are creepy creepers. This just puts a modern veneer on the VCR rack in the landlord’s linen closet, and possibly also implies consent on the part of the renter, thereby…

Nice boilersuit Meow.

I can drill a hole in the side of the cooler and run a power cord to it.

This seems like a valuable piece of fragile equipment. I will protect it by wrapping it in a towel, placing it in a small hardshell cooler, and storing it in the back of a closet until I move out.

I visited an oil rig once in the ‘80s; it happened like this. We were in Houston consulting with some oil guys on a communications problem. They were lunching us at their private club, where we were served delicious southern food by African-American waiters dressed exactly like lawn jockeys... but I digress. We…

I’m a white guy from Indiana. I’m a pastor and a police officer. I’ve always been a conservative and I’ve even seen Gaffigan live.

Respect for Jim increased. He was always well liked in Utah and I think this will do nothing but improve that, despite it being a deeply red state. A moral compass seems to still be somewhat in vogue here. Even the backlash against Romney by the hard core right seems to have dithered away to a general sense of respect…

Yup. Back then Georgetown was DIII. He transferred from Purdue after his freshman year. I wonder if it was partially to get more playing time.

Wow, I had no idea Gaffigan played college football.

Fun fact/opinion: Jim Gaffifan edges out Gary Gulman for most surprising former D1 college football player that is a successful comedian.

If you’re nice in the face of evil and do not take a stand, you’re not a good person.

I follow Jim on Twitter and he’s let some of the steam out before, although it has always been in tiny puffs – and each time he was told to stick to comedy. Maybe Donald Trump should have stuck to reality TV, you jizz stains.

All I can say is: fuck yeah, Jim. Let it out. I actually love the humor he’s known for, but…

Hey Cons, you can’t go lawless, full racist and not expect a backlash.

Here lies the account Monty. Deceased via reply by Joanna Nelius.

lol KO

I can feel the spittle on my face from here. Have a glass of water. Go for a walk in the park.

Sweeney himself called it misleading. It’s right there in his tweet. I was referring to what Sweeney said.

“Crosses don’t kill people.”

I blame religion. White Christians voted for these fools in droves to save them from the Muslims. These “conservative saviors” of theirs have killed 50x the number of Americans that died on 911 with their “have faith and deny it exists” plan to control coronavirus.