Well played. Good windup. Good release.

An old man who wishes to be a young man puts the boner of a Corvette into a Blazer in hopes of catching tramps. But, Graverobber, you are correct. The axle variety is the only type he will find.

Banner years for Chevy

Wow, a 2002 S10 Blazer with an LS1!?

Let’s be honest: those goofy scratch off tickets and fake keys that are mainstays of traveling circus shitshows like OnPoint and Redline are sleazy and are very effective at producing streams of irritated people that believe that they actually won something, all in the hopes that 0.5% of them will turn out to be…

Chris Jones tackles like a girl.

Oh, come now, that’s not so bad. Back in 2004 a kicker for BYU, Matt Payne, completely flattened a Boise State guy returning his kicks, twice in the same game. At least Roberts was stopped by a guy who had pretty well planted himself in place. Payne was definitely not planted when he hit the Boise State guy.

Wasnt that a helmet to helmet hit or do punter helmets not count?

With that hit, Jones has finally earned the respect... of all the other punters.

Tony Romo was injured on the play.

It’s clear that the Jets O-Line is just wanting to put him down.

That looks like a fairly standard Jets blocking scheme to me.

Apparently this was payback for a minor grudge held by his offensive line.

+1 men’s team suspension

He did complain to the Dolphins that crushed him, “let me up, I’ve had enough!”

Trainers knew Petty was concussed when they asked him where Ryan Fitzpatrick went to college and he didn’t know the answer.

I have watched this GIF 15 times and I still do not know what the O-Line is doing... The only thing that comes to mind is this:

Props to NFL Network disguising this game as a replay by calling it Thursday Night Football and playing it on a Saturday.

I hate you for making me laugh out loud at this and then having to explain to a bunch of people who the fuck Sage Northcutt is and why I laughed.