This is where I like to point out that “Pearl Jam” is a euphemism for semen.

You’re really going to not admit you were way off on your original statement, are you?

I can’t argue with this.

How many of Shawn Kemp’s kids are covered?

This makes zero sense; every other players’ union is still trying to get a fraction of what the MLBPA’s had since Marvin Miller was president.

You misspelled “NFLPA”.

*NFLPA (The Nessie of the big 4 American sport unions)

One day on a big league roster already gets you lifetime health care. 43 days on a roster gets you a pension. So good job to the NBAPA for catching up, I guess.

She’s just trying to kick it basically anywhere, clearing it away from the Japanese attacker the pass is intended for.

Equality!

It wasn’t just an own goal - it was a freak own goal where the player made the right decision and was punished by a crappy touch. It’s usually easier to understand when a player makes a mental mistake rather than a physical one.

Terrible way to end. I didn’t have a strong preference for either team to win, but I apparently had a strong preference against a game whose scoring was two penalties and an own goal. Ick.

This is not a good day for England.