Yeah, stealing signs is part of the game and they should get better signs, but using gamesmanship to prevent it way out of bounds apparently

Colorado’s announcers were pretty awful in that clip.

Sean Avery anyone? The umpire shouldn’t tell a player where to stand unless he’s in the basepath.

From reply it sounds as if you’re the subject of the article? Interesting, cool if so that you replied. If you are he - from context of the comment, sounds as if the cops took your game? If so, that sucks. Why would they not just take the drugs and leave you your game? The game offers nothing, they aren’t going to…

Hey, like I said, “store it away properly; keep it secret, keep it safe.” The ‘sell it’ option was a just if you’re really hard up for cash, I was mostly thinking have it stashed away like bottled water in an apocalypse/emergency kit. Can’t get a hold of morphine or anything, but should shit hit the fan, say we…

If you are looking for levity I can tell you I don’t have any, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me an asset for people like this. If you let me have the cart now that’ll be the end of it.

A quick gummy would tell you if it was coke - numb - or heroin - bitter as fuck. And either way, once you identified it, obviously it’s likely pure as hell, so you then figure out how to cut it, do so, then store it away properly; keep it secret, keep it safe. You’d be set in whatever it is for a good long while, and…

You’re going to love the pickup games I play, then.

My dad eats raw potatoes like this!! It is traumatizing the first time you see it.

eating something solely because no one else likes it is the ultimate old man move.

EDIT: here’s an album with a few choice beauty shots. Her name is Bessie, for the record, and she’s perfection incarnate.

Yeah I’m gonna need some pictures of this.

my pop-pop ate onions like they were apples too! what’s with grandpas and onions?

Alright, buckle up for a Shakespearean epic that I promise will be worth your while.

reads headline, skims article, RANTS, gets shit on

Sometimes I feel like the current state of the internet is best summed up by comments that think they found a huge flaw countering the whole narrative... which is addressed right in the article.

Yes, let’s put barely teenage girls under the tutelage of a Svengali-like coach. I can see no downside here.

Russians medaling in our affairs once again.

You never heard of the beer shits?