TheShortMan
TheShortMan
TheShortMan

Seriously. No one stopped and thought, "Hey, maybe this isn't a great idea..."

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Similar thing happened in Philly about 13 years ago. Holy shit...13 years ago!

What position do you play on the la crosse team?

This bitch got a phat ASS!

"Nnnnhh, Bartman, you owe!"

Anyone who tries to say this is not "Nnnnhh, peppermint roll" is a joy-killing asshole. Stop being joy-killing assholes.

First time anyone here has meant to use defiantly, instead of misspelling definitely.

It's an EST 2000 weapons simulator. Check the attachments above the front of the barrel. Those are lasers, which allow them to train without firing bullets. The hoses coming out of them are pneumatics which allow them to train as if they were real, with realistic kickback, etc. Probably at West Point or another

Don't you just love how disciplinary and militaristic our society has become. Thanks, Homeland Security and PATRIOT Act!

To the principal of this school, Fuck you, glad to see nothing has changed since I went to high school.

Haley: Scoring points against the Jets defense isn't as easy you would think. Any ideas?

Agreed.... I didn't get the 5S, but I'm having tech envy for a smoke detector? What's wrong with me?

I think I'd be too tempted to just start random house fires to see it in action!

you just used this headline...

If that 1:38 clip was the whole rant, I don't see what would possibly get him in trouble.

Came here to post basically the same thing.