Either way, it's weird and uncomfortable.

You might want to change your handle to "AfterZeroReview"

West's attorney told the local paper that "in no way, shape or form would Roy West ever intend to hurt a child. Unless that shape happened to be a round circular shape with stitching and stuff. In which case, well, okay, maybe a bit."

It will never out do the Red Sox Pizza Throw game.

No offense, but Sean Newell has the most punchable face on Earth.

This article from July 1 by Hamilton Nolan explains the poor guy's problem.

Drinking is indeed a white problem (not saying it's not a problem for others, because we all know alcohol is an equal opportunity abuser). The spiritual leader of a majority of white folks has wine for blood, for Christ's sake.

Not to get racial, but a lot of these execs are coming from homes where drinking is normalised and then they go to college and enter mostly white frats and drink a bunch. I don't want to say that white people are all alcoholics, but it does seem like something that activists in the white community might want to focus…

My point is that I don't consider Sam Adams or anything of that ilk even remotely approaching "good beer." The snobbery is in the sentiment that Sam Adams might as well be Keystone. Swill is swill, and it's defensible only if it's cheap. I'll rock with a bunch of different styles of craft or homebrew - but if I'm…

While that is worth noting, I'm pretty sure women's basketball is technically still basketball.

We'd also accept "basketball" in quotes.

Can you change it to pink while you're at it?

Here's a .gif I found on Twitter if his controller was disconnected:

HEY ASSHOLE, THATS MINE IN THE PIC. YOU CAN PUT WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT IN IT DICKHEAD. DO YOU SEE THAT CLEAR CHAMBER.? IT UNSCREWS THEN THERE IS A HEATING ELEMENT THAT SLOWLY HEATS THE SUBSTANCE WHEN YOU HOLD THE POWER BUTTON ON THE SIDE. LITTLE FUCKER BE QUIET WHILE ADULTS ARE SPEAKING!

That dude got a bong hit by rubbing his beard. Tits.

Removal of the cork produced a pint of Scotch and a spare liver stuffed in the bat.

That face does have a "the motherfuckin Jets?" look to it.

I said it once, I'll say it again, this is the real reason Geno Smith fired his agents.

Poseidon, dumbass.

Ray Lewis: Don’t worry, I think I have a way to solve both teams’ problems at the same time.