"And then by the 12th sip, I really knew something was off."

Many of you are acting like experts on the rules of baseball when, in fact, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Does this mean we need to suffer through more WNBA "highlights"? Please, god, no.

This shit isn't funny and it isn't cool. Answer the questions like a professional; it's part of the job. Spoiled asshole.

Parentheses?

Welcome to the New York Jets, Mr. Rice!

She got knocked out of service.

agree. But they're also terrifying to me.

Um, his name is War Machine. Duh.

#7 needs to be #1.

+1. Laughing...

Me too, laughing hard as I type. Much needed +1 this morning.

My point, in its facetiousness, was in reaction to the apologist post. We don't know anything. Maybe he did mean it, maybe he didn't. We'll see. To opine that we know one way or the other is folly.

For all we know, Tony was trying to avoid Kevin, and the car slipped wide. Just as easily, Tony could have been trying to scare him and the back end got unexpectedly loose. You would think that Tony would handle his car better than that, but even the pros make mistakes.

Some time off for Dustin is McSorley needed.

See? There's no reason to deprive grown men and women of such pleasures.

The first rule of Project Mayhem is you don't ask questions.

These beers all obviously suck.

Fuckin' lizard people. I knew it.