Suarez also started the war in Iraq.

Thanks. I guess you're right. It's the Law, and to allow for the possibility of more arbitrary decisions would be asking for trouble.

I readily admit my lack of familiarity with the rules (laws?), but is there any discretion given to the ref in such an instance to count it as if it were a goal?

Unfortunately, it wasn't an Italian sub.

Just stating a fact.

Would never happen with the USMNT. They play the game the right way.

Yeah, I'll do that. Now get back to work at McDonald's.

You should. You're in over your head.

Shame on me. I should have realized early on that you are retarded. Go about your little day.

I've only seen a few interviews now, but in each one it seems as difficult for him to form a complete sentence as it was for him to maintain possession of that ball.

At least he gives a great interview. Uhhhh, y'know?

Just saw this and thought it timely:

Good points, and I agree that if both teams have little to no incentive to win, then neither forcing the action does not mean actual collusion. But the mutual decision not to compete also irks me and is one of the reasons I have a hard time falling in love with the sport. But I'm sure that also comes from my own…

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Trudat, but it's a different type of collusion, and I suspect you know that.

As old as this bit is, the success of this specific troll topic makes me laugh every time.

No way that's a Brooklyn native.

He also seemed like he had done about 50 bonghits in an interview the other night.

Looks great. Totally natural.

"FIFA will have to keep its eyes on injuries like this."