First of all, Beckham's facial hair is mint.

Just Benabbad day.

Yeah, let's all shut up about it. That worked great the first few times around.

Indeed.

I know Ninjago or whatever the fuck its called is going to shun me and you all will hate me for this...but lord have mercy she has the lovely breastsesses.

Me like.

Trout catches fly. I see what he did there.

I love that the pitcher injured himself by...moving.

Having watched the game, he seemed to just sort of go along with it. He seemed to be stifling a laugh in the dugout shortly afterward.

"His career was cut short when he broke his neck against the Cleveland Browns in September 2006. Pollack joined ESPNU three years ago, but got his big break last year when he started appearing on College GameDay."

More like Kandinksy now that you're here.

Erik, you are of course right: the ump must ask to see the fucking ball. But still, this is the kind of tomfoolery that makes baseball fun, isn't it?*

+1

Enough with the shower jokes.

The President of my college once said "we won't tolerate intolerance."

Absolutely, I found that odd. Despicable Me clearly is an excellent movie, due in no small part to Carell's vocal work. Grierson, what didn't you like about it? Do you have kids? Could be a need to have kids thing because so many kids movies suck.

ha! You and me both. And he looks it.

+1 Yes, but they're still problems.

Brother, can you spare a dime?