Love Curtis Martin.

That's the WR who was on the receiving end of Tom Brady's temper tantrum on the sidelines during the regular season.

In other news, the Yankees have signed Fritz Peterson to a minor league contract.

I could read thousands of these posts.

Sweet lord Jesus do I hate spiders. Problem is that when I kill them, I spend the next several hours terrified that the Big Mama Spider is going to come get me.

Fuck Charles Smith.

+1

heh.

Penn State art sucks.

That Aerosmith chick sucks at singing.

Ugh. Just checked out the Penn State football facebook page. Lots of idiocy there.

Joe Paterno Dies Again!

heh.

Jesus Christ. I just spent a full minute clicking around to get the "full" version of the flowchart. I should probably stop drinking now.

^This is better than the article.

As a Jets fan, this is the only appropriate way to learn of this news, if true.

It's more of an inference than an assumption. And I think such an inference is, or should be, permitted.

Indeed.

Betsy cracks the slightest little smile at 0:12-0:13. I kinda like Betsy.

^This. Though my crim law is admittedly rusty, I believe that no contact is required for assault, merely the reasonable apprehension of such on the part of the victim. Hence, assault AND battery. In fact, now I wonder if this actually does meet all the elements of assault. The victim here is passed out and…