I'd make a joke about Microsoft not paying developers on time, but it would take a while for me to get it out to you all. Probably a few weeks.

I once had an elderly woman driving towards me on the wrong side the road with her wipers on and it wasn't raining. But yeah, she was driving slow.

Its no worse than an obscenely old person with a deteriorating brain.

How about you play it and enjoy it, then sell it and get the next real upgrade - PC?

It's so trendy to bitch about Assassin's Creed, but you have to remember that every year they release a whole new game in a completely new setting with completely new characters, a full rich single player experience with side quests up the wazoo, and add several new mechanics that change how you play the game.

They did a new IP, Watch Dogs. It was really boring.

"I'm ready for another next gen adventure!"

"...his first career assist, as a matter of fact, was a pocket bounce-pass to a rolling Chester Arthur for a two-handed jam."

"Nice Pass"

Someone doesn't smoke weed.

Someone doesn't smoke weed.

I just don't want to have to carry "wood" to the "woods"

The Onion really understands the issues facing modern driver's education: candy-asses.

90's called to have their steering wheel back.

Agreed! Destiny is so much fun to play that it's a real shame it's so broken and frustrating.

Almost every friend I know who played Destiny at launch is still playing it now, myself included. Why? Because, in spite of it's flaws, it's still an incredibly fun shooter that just feels really good to play. I've played several other shooters since Destiny came out, and none of them feel as good IMO. That said,…

Added shaders to Eva Levante's stock in the Tower

Tricking people into finding a easier shortcut to legitimate confident by having them do something even more stupid?

And yet, for some reason, never caught on.

Yeah I guess it's easier to claim we all fit into specific boxes and that if someone has there arms crossed they are protecting themselves from something or other. By holistic do you mean bullshit or unsubstantiated?