Did not read the article and just read the headline. I personally always assumed that you put a bunch of suggestions on a big twister mat, cut the head off a live chicken, let it wander around a few minutes, and picked the car that the dead chicken lands on.

Put it in a Miata, paint it white, call it the Mach 5. Bonus if controls are on steering wheel. Weight be damned.

nitro = nitromethane, the awesome liquid fuel NHRA sucks-and-blows by the gallons per run in their 10,000 HP beasts

This is the worst advice I’ve read on the internet in at least a month.

1. Sell kids