Jolie Kerr or GTFO. I think that's self-evident.

Going down the masthead, here are the odds; you know, in case you bet on things like this and Hawai'i football games:

I'll offer a third option: He's a owner's puppet AND he's stupid

Much better than those "I can't breed" shirts that A.C. Green used to wear.

John Wall = awesome dude

If Christian Bale was named Muslim Bale - hey prob would have made another Batman! Snyder was obvi anti-Christian! #FuckAffleck

A hearty go fuck yourself for baseless assertions:

Get the fuck out of my face, man.

Why does the NFL always think things can be solved with a script?

Bucs 2013: Staph infection

I absolutely love when the guy is like "this is the greatest comeback of... of all times!" and I used to say "of all times" in his voice a lot. But then Kanye West taking the mic from Taylor Swift happened and people thought I was referencing that so I stopped saying it.

I saw Robert Green doing this in a pool once, only he muffed it.

I, for one, am shocked BlumpkinLabiaMania was unable to place that quote into context.

oh, shut the hell up.

Alligations? Really? By this point, we're talking about more than mere alligations. I mean, it's pretty obvious Cosby isn't doing this because his arms are too short to reach his dick.

Of course, now that Cosby has been accused of all these crimes, they show a picture of him dressed like a "thug" with a hooded sweatshirt and making some sort of weird "gang sign" with his eyes. Typical media sensationalism.

"Hi, is this Jason? Yeah, uhh... is your refrigerator running? It is? Well, you better go catch it! I'm just kidding, I know you'll catch it, your UZR/150 was 20.5 last season, anyway hi this is Adam Wainwright."

This is relevant:

What kind of monster replaces his hand with a football?

I heard he laid a deuce in the boss's office