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Steve Rosenbloom, Chicago Tribune.

Far from the first time that a dick has been on full display in Downtown Chicago.

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Racial profiling in Seattle, as with many other cities, was of the type that I'd label structural or institutional discrimination. While I occasionally had to deal with (that is to say fire) cops who engaged in individual racism, the real problem was tied to disproportionate arrests of street dealers. A real problem,

Yes. To all. The drug war has cost this country well over a trillion dollars. It's resulted in the incarceration of tens of millions of low-level, nonviolent drug offenders — overwhelmingly young people, poor people, people of color. It's severely damaged the relationship between the police and those communities that

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Unfortunately, Jay Gray has been blocked from reporting on this by the higher ups.

You're welcome for my continued support of Deadspin. Get me the hell outta the pending comments please.

"Generic Dryer Sheets" could be a good band name. AND reminds me of smokin' the ganj in College in the dorms. BLOW TUBES FOR LIFE. That, could be another Jam Band name at some shitty College. Are Jam Bands still a thing? I'm old.

Dryer sheets are environmental Hitler Winky Dinky Dog. smdh

Ok, lets just get it out of the way.... the news here isn't that Sarafin's gay, it's that someone at ASU is pursuing a Master's Degree.

It wasn't Carmelo. He wouldn't even pass gas.

UPDATE: after some good old fashioned lobbying Pete gave in and unblocked me.

This tweet to Sean Salisbury led to a multi-twitterer exchange that involved a detailed discussion (and negotiation!) of where he ranked among all Vikings QBs and, uh, fisting. After a few warnings, he blocked me. The sad thing is that he's apparently shut down his account so you can't see that he was a pretty good

You know how athletes are idiots and retweet people who say things like "Hey my birthday would be the best I've ever had if I got a retweet from you?" or "It's been a tough week how bout a retweet?"

I would continually do manual RT's on Prisco with stupid filler like "HOT TAKE COMIN' ATCHA" when he would do his asinine understatements like "Billy Donovan is a pretty good coach derp derp derp." Well, he called me an idiot about 15 times, and a number of the DS commentariat would chime in on the thread and he

HUNTER PENCE GUESSED THE OLD MAN AND THE SEA INSTEAD OF THE GREAT GATSBY IN FINAL JEOPARDY! LAST MONTH

"[T]he Bills are Terry Pegula's to lose."