I feel sorry for Reader Luke. In the next Reilly article he finds out who is father is.

Imagine how big the bear was that this one was hidden in. Now imagine it had the same size face.

"Poop like a champion today." - Dookie Rockne

Congrats, guac! I've got you in my pants right now.

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Might just be an over-aggressive Heimlich maneuver. People choke on sandwiches all the time.

I'm gonna TAB this and read it later.

I wonder whose daughter Olbermann is going to twitter fight over this.

Really didn't expect this from a country with a well-known bear culture.

Dom Cosentino? That has to be a made up name.

Y r u so dum.

When the time comes for a live action Laff-a-Lympics (and that time is never) I hope Dance gets to play Dread Baron.

Nice. He should've set that thing on fire afterwards.

a website that exists solely for the purpose of embarrassing people.

Reminds me of the old saw:
Will you show me your Harry Gant if I show you my Dick Trickle?

Voodoo play card.

Don't forget Thanksgiving.

I've never had so many balls held in face.

So, is the penalty for stupidity commenting on Deadspin?