I've never had so many balls held in face.

So, is the penalty for stupidity commenting on Deadspin?

Sportswriters, am I right?

Vote scumbag:

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Smith

Carl Monday's ears perk up.

Also a great moment for integration as Danes were finally allowed to play football.

I'll wait for John Allen's take. He's got good sources.

Dear Mayor Ford,

This was actually the annual salute to McGruff the Crime Dog.

Well, I do LIKE it a lot, but I've always been afraid of commitment.

Arrhythmia and Tia were headlining at Scores last night too.

He's just playing Wade Boggs's version of fuck-kill-marry.

Little knownfact: in 1918 baseball players curtseyed the fans at the end of the year.

CJ Ross scored this 1-0 for the canvas.

Shahid:

This ring happened from staring at his QB depth chart all night long.

Vontae:

The Ravens had a crew that looked like that on standby from 2000-2012.