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So that girl from Girls dates one Fun..

Almost dead is the new dead.

I had no idea Tim was so attractive. Will looks smarmy.

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Well, if you're having chili, I'll take the bully.

Criminal savages? PMS-NBC?

I was 5. My mom hasn't answered my repeated voicemails asking about my whereabouts. I'll let you know after Christmas when I find out.

Most Annoying Spore Bloggers, Ranked By Spore

With the 3rd pick in the 1st round, the Oakland Raiders select, Tyrann Mathieu, DB, LSU.

Prairie Fruits Farm has a delightful cheese called Black Sheep. They also sell goats should you have the need. Great for stocking stuffers! http://www.prairiefruits.com/our-cheeses

We've had an apex predator or two here as well: http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=news/local&id=6080893

I thought there was a way for the body to, you know, shut that down.

As an Illini fan I'd like to publicly apologize for my team's new tradition of shitting all over the field, though this isn't only an away game phenomenon.

Sometimes gift should be more about act than the object. In that spirit I think reciting some of this site's poetry would be a great gift. http://www.ilovemullets.com

How much hate do you have in you and how do you manage to hate everything so hatefully?

Do you really think multiple concussions have an effect on people have an effect of people?

Can you let me know- won't tell a soul. The real reason Pujols left was because he sick and tired of going out for toasted ravioli with LaRussa after every game, right?

Down to the Wire for Mormon/Chicagoan!