I thought there was a way for the body to, you know, shut that down.

As an Illini fan I'd like to publicly apologize for my team's new tradition of shitting all over the field, though this isn't only an away game phenomenon.

Sometimes gift should be more about act than the object. In that spirit I think reciting some of this site's poetry would be a great gift. http://www.ilovemullets.com

How much hate do you have in you and how do you manage to hate everything so hatefully?

Do you really think multiple concussions have an effect on people have an effect of people?

Can you let me know- won't tell a soul. The real reason Pujols left was because he sick and tired of going out for toasted ravioli with LaRussa after every game, right?

Down to the Wire for Mormon/Chicagoan!

That's what!

Know biblically?

"Had I only known bloody socks would be valuable when I was alive..."

Steve Young seemed on the verge of tears

I assume you stay away from prison movies, but in case you don't: Do you have any favorites? Do you call them out for any non-realistic situations?

LOLPHILLIES

NO. WE SPEEK 'MERICAN IN DIS COUNTREY!

I'm not sure what I like more- your original comment (which I didn't read) or all the other comments (which I didn't read) calling you out for not calling out Romney.

The first thing that jumps out is that every field points east, or north. It's not a coincidence.

No gambling. But ax wielding is scary at any age. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/let+the+chips+fall+where+they+may

Maybe I will. It'll be (Just Like) Starting Over.

Spaghetti Carbonara. Bacon and eggs with pasta- what could be better? Feel free to omit the peas because peas.

Pub trivia. (I walk to and fro.)