I have to be honest, I envisioned a completely different ending to the C-Roll.

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In that case his dream headline:

He's just pissed because he promised to never wash that flannel again after Eddie Vedder wiped his snot on it.

What does his man purse say?

I haven't seen that many man bracelets since the Battle of Actium.

"I love Brian Piccolo. And tonight, when you hit your knees, please ask God to love him."

It's got Jesus in it. If it gets cancelled, it'll come 3 days later.

All things being equal I'd take a hunk of meat from Lady Gaga's dress over a part of NOT Eddie Vedder's flannel shirt any day.

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Photo taken May 24, 2011 in the lounge at Reese Funeral Home in Seminole, FL.

a world in which reality includes much he cannot control.

It's a better shade of blue at least.

Whilst studying abroad with a group of 40 students in Versailles France I turned 21. Kinda anticlimactic since we were given the right to legally imbibe 1000 miles west of the mid-Atlantic Ridge, but birthdays were an excuse to celebrate as a group. While parties there legally can't happen without wine and cassis,…

His scheme would have worked if he was able to secure more investors

I like how the coitus chair matches the Deadspin logo. Makes for a very inviting page layout. Kudos to you hotel interior designers of the 90s.

Except in the southern hemisphere.

Mayweather was tagging Ortiz and tagging him... ...I put my hands in the middle and said come on let's go. Then I looked at the timekeeper and being the captain of the ship I made sure that my timekeeper had his clock running... ...He... ...kissed Mayweather on the cheek... ...Mayweather said ‘the referee said time is…

And a maniacal laugh that goes something like, "Mwahahaha."