Do they send the Vancouver Canucks 2011 Stanley Cup Champions gear to Nunavut?

So will they start a new tradition in Vancouver (where they don't need silly traditions) and pass an empty Sedin jersey to the player who doesn't show up on the box score* each night?

The Blue Sun Also Rises Behind a German Ass. (Original working title.)

He's been on my to-read list for over 15 years. Amazing how life can get in the way of a good read.

Novel DUAN:

If it seemed like a dead-end, or ready-made fatigue, it's because its only referent was itself. Coco Chanel said, at some point, "This really makes me see how fashion happens."

Makes sense. He did go to a Catholic school with a Demon mascot.

I see they left towels out to wipe up the body paint.

I get Time, Dwell, and Consumer Reports.

I know it's a cult classic but They Live with Rowdy Roddy Piper is one I have to watch whenever it's on. The writing and acting are downright awful and it includes a ridiculously drawn out fight scene or two.

I like how you give her the benefit of the doubt from behind. It's good policy.

Readership, ha! You slay me, Deadspin Managing Editor Tom Socca, you slay me.

VLBJ Day? I need to find Mrs. Jones before the night is over!

"By the time the strapping chestnut hit the 16th pole, everyone at Belmont knew there would be a great deal to learn about this gelding and his human connections"

I hate baseball stats yet I still took this quiz: [www.mentalfloss.com]

Custer hurt as Indians drop Yanks.

Mrs. Jones is well above my paygrade. But she's a psychologist, so my marriage may be some elaborate 1975 Soviet-era mind study.

"Bye bye, horse racing season."

Vivid Video has a similar award for its unsung fluffers: a well used tooth brush.

Leaving doesn't solve everything, but it does make the next morning less awkward.