Randy Quaid: The Four Seasons Total Landscaping of Hollywood.

“Hey, everyone, STOP THE RESCUE AND RECOVERY EFFORTS! This guy on Gizmodo says we should set up building codes like Guam. “

Hurricanes are bad. Cat 5's are terrible. For comparison, Hurricane Harvey hit the Texas coast two years ago. It was “only” a Cat 2, but with 60+ inches of rain. Many people are still far from being recovered.

I bet the President is sad since this is ruining his 280th day playing golf since he was elected.

So... Are they going to ban the anchors that are white supremacists anytime soon?

That’s how news works these days. 2 people on twitter say they don’t like x. Headline reads “Massive backlash on twitter as widespread outrage over x ensues.”

Scientists have been simulating giant impacts into Uranus since the early 1990s

Pretty misleading headline. Something more accurate would be “I used beta software for my main productivity devices and then was surprised when I ran into bugs.”

Then there’s this gloriousness (from apparently 2 years ago, is anyone surprised this guy has a history of misogyny?):

Aussies, my friends, it’s time to Keep Cool and Listen to your national treasure Tim Minchin:

You’d have about as much luck getting Congress to understand Quantum Computing as a getting a Jack Russell terrier to understand Shakespeare.

According to CNN, more than one school shooting has occurred each week so far in 2018. And more people have been killed at schools in the U.S. this year than service members killed while serving in the military, according to The Washington Post.

Come on, now. When you cheat on your wife with that many people, sometimes name get mixed up. It’s understandable.

Ironically, Keurig was founded in 1992, which makes it far too old to get Roy Moore’s attention.

Good. The Richard Spencer/Charles Murray/Breitbart type of racist wants desperately to be cool. Their entire modus operandi is trying to rebrand the image of “racist” from toothless hick into cool pop culture leader. (These guys are all either failed comics, screenwriters, or academics). They want to be Stephen…

You are what’s wrong with the American electorate.

See, this right here is why it’s pointless to make them check facts. They will literally skip right over any facts or evidence that run contrary to what they believe, pick out the part that suits them best, and that will be all that matters for them to keep believing in the narrative they want.

“Hillary Clinton ran…

As far as I’m concerned:

That matches the physical description of the average Texan.

So the shooter was egged on, fell from a wall, and was injured in the fall. I think we’re looking for Humpty Dumpty.