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That’s how news works these days. 2 people on twitter say they don’t like x. Headline reads “Massive backlash on twitter as widespread outrage over x ensues.”

Then there’s this gloriousness (from apparently 2 years ago, is anyone surprised this guy has a history of misogyny?):

Aussies, my friends, it’s time to Keep Cool and Listen to your national treasure Tim Minchin:

According to CNN, more than one school shooting has occurred each week so far in 2018. And more people have been killed at schools in the U.S. this year than service members killed while serving in the military, according to The Washington Post.

Come on, now. When you cheat on your wife with that many people, sometimes name get mixed up. It’s understandable.

Ironically, Keurig was founded in 1992, which makes it far too old to get Roy Moore’s attention.

Good. The Richard Spencer/Charles Murray/Breitbart type of racist wants desperately to be cool. Their entire modus operandi is trying to rebrand the image of “racist” from toothless hick into cool pop culture leader. (These guys are all either failed comics, screenwriters, or academics). They want to be Stephen…

As far as I’m concerned:

That matches the physical description of the average Texan.

So the shooter was egged on, fell from a wall, and was injured in the fall. I think we’re looking for Humpty Dumpty.

I'd like to complain about the complaint. How come the blog posting of a scanned image of a .pdf of an email doesn't have a clickable link?

Fun fact: Anybody who writes or utters the phrase "I want the purity of my daughters protected" in regards to a bra commercial is going to be a grandparent at 35.

How about you stop writing comments.

They don't have a heating system on the plane, do they?

This new search bar is anything but convenient IMO. I scoured the internet to find the about:config setting to change it back:

But, but but... My Firefox... D:

There's thus a certain argument to be made that science is the antithesis of politics.

This logic doesn't make sense, and I'm really tired of people using it. I could use a rubber band as a seat belt and I haven't gotten into any accidents. That doesn't mean it's just as good as a regular seat belt. It just means I haven't gotten into any accidents yet.