So they can recruit you.

Bullshit. The so-called "chemtrails" theory is nothing but a conspiracy theory. It's complete bunk. All the "evidence" that supposedly supports it is laughable, the conspiracy theory buffs can't agree on anything and all the so-called "experts" have no credibility, not to mention no evidence. Oh, and the real…

Now there is a weird idea. It's theoretically possible to do something like that but I don't think anyone has ever tried. I can see how a RAID-1 tape drive array could possibly be done but it's easier to just use software mirroring over multiple USB tape drives.

In Soviet Russia hockey fight you!

That's one odor-sensitive plant. :|

Use The Cheat?

Ironically, the elephant can be very efficient at beating the living shit out of people. They rarely do it because they do not often see humans as much of a threat, but one good elephant-foot stomp to the ass should be all it would take.

I know, I was just kidding around. If we can ever get fusion power plants to work (put out more energy than they require to stay operational) then they would be the answer to most of the world's problems. No more need for coal-burning power plants, no need to dam up rivers for hydro plants, little need for natural…

If I was the cook I'd have come out there and threshed her. I'd say I was going to do some reaping later but that is too easily misunderstood.

Are you sure they weren't trying to order Chinotto? That is sometimes abbreviated as "Chino."

Dam you for making me imagine it! Now I have to go to a cake store. Do you know how hard it is to find an open cake store at this hour?

Living in a whites-only community?

I'm allergic to stupidity and yet I encounter it on a daily basis. It hasn't managed to kill me yet.

"Fine. Whatever. Be a moron."

I used to work at a coffee & doughnuts shop and I would regularly get some numbuts who would order a black coffee... with 1 sugar and 1 cream. First time this happened I assumed this means he wants the cream and sugar on the side, so I served it in a coffee cup with a sugar packet and a creamer. He complained that the…

Om nom nom nom nom seafood nom nom nom

Yeah, I live in Canada and even here you don't wear a heavy coat onto a plane in winter unless you plan on debarking in some far-north shithole of an airstrip where you have to walk down a set of stairs onto frozen dirt. That could explain the heavy winter gear these chums are wearing. Possibly they had to climb up a…

Yup, that's a Mig-17. And yes, virtually anything in the US or SK arsenal could shoot that obsolete bucket of bolts down. It's not completely useless though; It has good low-level speed and maneuverability so it could be of some limited use if modified to become a ground attack aircraft. However even in that role it…

I never left Firefox although I have been sorely tempted. The people who make Firefox seem to be hell-bent on constantly changing the UI for no reason but each time there's been a workaround that will get the classic UI back. I keep telling them that if it aint broke don't fix it but they're not listening. I keep…