Ironically, the elephant can be very efficient at beating the living shit out of people. They rarely do it because they do not often see humans as much of a threat, but one good elephant-foot stomp to the ass should be all it would take.

If I was the cook I'd have come out there and threshed her. I'd say I was going to do some reaping later but that is too easily misunderstood.

Are you sure they weren't trying to order Chinotto? That is sometimes abbreviated as "Chino."

Dam you for making me imagine it! Now I have to go to a cake store. Do you know how hard it is to find an open cake store at this hour?

Living in a whites-only community?

I'm allergic to stupidity and yet I encounter it on a daily basis. It hasn't managed to kill me yet.

"Fine. Whatever. Be a moron."

I used to work at a coffee & doughnuts shop and I would regularly get some numbuts who would order a black coffee... with 1 sugar and 1 cream. First time this happened I assumed this means he wants the cream and sugar on the side, so I served it in a coffee cup with a sugar packet and a creamer. He complained that the…

Om nom nom nom nom seafood nom nom nom

Yeah, I live in Canada and even here you don't wear a heavy coat onto a plane in winter unless you plan on debarking in some far-north shithole of an airstrip where you have to walk down a set of stairs onto frozen dirt. That could explain the heavy winter gear these chums are wearing. Possibly they had to climb up a…

Yup, that's a Mig-17. And yes, virtually anything in the US or SK arsenal could shoot that obsolete bucket of bolts down. It's not completely useless though; It has good low-level speed and maneuverability so it could be of some limited use if modified to become a ground attack aircraft. However even in that role it…

I don't hear anything. No sound.

So long as the awesome robotics involved is nanorobotics, then yes.

Nope, some humans have a range at or near the 60fps range. Not all, but some. It's true that the majority can't tell the difference between 30 and 31 but that doesn't mean that some people can.

"You need Google Chrome to watch YouTube videos at 60FPS"

And hear I thought Southern Dumbfuckistan was shrinking.

I agree. I don't believe I should be forced to use a whole new way of navigating my desktop browser just because Chrome has all the ignorant sheeple following it. I can still have the classic layout in Firefox that I've always had since I started using browser. 20 years of using a browser and I'm not about to have to…

This seems to somehow work for Homer.

Good question. As I read the rules it appears that the bear counts as an "outside agency." That being the case, the ball "must be replaced." In effect this means that the legal location of the ball is not where it came to rest after the bear moved it but where it came to rest on the green before the "outside…