I used to work at a coffee & doughnuts shop and I would regularly get some numbuts who would order a black coffee... with 1 sugar and 1 cream. First time this happened I assumed this means he wants the cream and sugar on the side, so I served it in a coffee cup with a sugar packet and a creamer. He complained that the…

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Yeah, I live in Canada and even here you don't wear a heavy coat onto a plane in winter unless you plan on debarking in some far-north shithole of an airstrip where you have to walk down a set of stairs onto frozen dirt. That could explain the heavy winter gear these chums are wearing. Possibly they had to climb up a…

Yup, that's a Mig-17. And yes, virtually anything in the US or SK arsenal could shoot that obsolete bucket of bolts down. It's not completely useless though; It has good low-level speed and maneuverability so it could be of some limited use if modified to become a ground attack aircraft. However even in that role it…

I don't hear anything. No sound.

So long as the awesome robotics involved is nanorobotics, then yes.

Nope, some humans have a range at or near the 60fps range. Not all, but some. It's true that the majority can't tell the difference between 30 and 31 but that doesn't mean that some people can.

"You need Google Chrome to watch YouTube videos at 60FPS"

And hear I thought Southern Dumbfuckistan was shrinking.

I agree. I don't believe I should be forced to use a whole new way of navigating my desktop browser just because Chrome has all the ignorant sheeple following it. I can still have the classic layout in Firefox that I've always had since I started using browser. 20 years of using a browser and I'm not about to have to…

This seems to somehow work for Homer.

Good question. As I read the rules it appears that the bear counts as an "outside agency." That being the case, the ball "must be replaced." In effect this means that the legal location of the ball is not where it came to rest after the bear moved it but where it came to rest on the green before the "outside…

I never use gmail for exactly this reason: The bigger the target the more hackers it attracts.

It's down regardless. Click button, get bad gateway error. Repeat.

It's amazing the some people just don't get that insulting other people is not a good way to get those people to want to have sex with you. Emotional intelligence indeed.

Japan is weird.

That was fast.

The really sick part is that right now someone somewhere is trying to come up with a way to have sex with that tombstone.

Not if you're running a religion. Over there in jesusland (and associated lands) it works like this: Reach conclusion, research your data, throw out everything that doesn't support your conclusion, trumpet your success, denounce everyone you doesn't agree with you. This also works if you're running a clown college.

Headcam? ಠ_ಠ