No. In the back of a semi-trailer rig. The consumer-grade model may be ready* sometime in your grand-children's adult years.

Dude, it's a division of Lockheed Martin. Roughly 75% of Lockheed's revenues comes from military contacts. If you think they won't sell this tech to the military then you are living in a fantasy world. Granted, it's a very nice fantasy world, I bet it has some really cool people and great urban planing and progressive…

Where did you get that map?

You mean The Mole Man and Galactus?

This seems to somehow work for Homer.

I could get behind that invasion if I wasn't already in front of it. Anyone know a way around that?

Good question. As I read the rules it appears that the bear counts as an "outside agency." That being the case, the ball "must be replaced." In effect this means that the legal location of the ball is not where it came to rest after the bear moved it but where it came to rest on the green before the "outside…

"There's practically no bezel to block your view."

I'm amazed nobody has posted this yet, so here it is in all it's classic internet meme glory:

Tell that to the Ukrainians who had the Crimea region stolen out from under them. Being recognized by treaties and worldwide acknowledgement didn't stop Putin from annexing it. Why did he annex it? For the a port on the Black Sea so that Russia can export liquified natural gas among other commodities to the world…

Copyright Apple Inc. circa 2500 BC.

I never use gmail for exactly this reason: The bigger the target the more hackers it attracts.

It's down regardless. Click button, get bad gateway error. Repeat.

It's amazing the some people just don't get that insulting other people is not a good way to get those people to want to have sex with you. Emotional intelligence indeed.

I'm guessing it's staged because what kind of pussy is afraid of a little dog like that?

Japan is weird.

That was fast.

She gave her hair in the cause of science fiction.

The really sick part is that right now someone somewhere is trying to come up with a way to have sex with that tombstone.