That's it, Canada wants its sport back so you Americans can't abuse it anymore. You can have it back when you're not fighting over who's son can play on which team.

Holy fuck that guy is tall! I mean really, really tall.

But... sex isn't bad at all. It's fucking awesome. I know this from first-hand experience. So... if socialism is twice as "bad" as sex... that means it's super awesome?! Sign me up, comrade!

In Soviet North Korea, pain kill YOU!

Three things:

When that team plays the game always seems like it's a one-sided affair, but really it's just been rigged to appear that way.

In Soviet Russia pipe wrench YOU!

Does this mean we can finally stop holding hands and singing "we shall overcome?"

This is so stupid. The cheerleaders are getting paid squat and they're still showing up for work? Screw that. Take a page from the players and form a union. What's the worst they can do, fire you?

You'd think so but most women only want the one hole filled, not all three. Porn stars regularly get all three filled... sometimes at the same time. Or so I'm told.

All four Iowa class ships have been decommissioned and turned into museum ships, the last in 1992. So naturally you think one of these has enough firepower to "take down" an aircraft carrier because... apparently you are an idiot. It would take years to renovate, rearm, and recommission one of those obsolete…

The police? Absolutely.

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One man, two cups?