Those are Ford Crown Vics. That's Times Square. That's New York! What the hell is an EVA doing in NYC?!

Wait a tic. This level of trim is selling for $27,405?

I thought this was proof that VW doesn't hate us? http://jalopnik.com/these-may-be-t…

When growing up in the 90s, I got a calender of the worlds supercars, and in July there it was. The Dodge Viper. After that year was over, I cut up all the cars out of the calender and hung them up around my room. Except the Viper. I hung that over my bedroom ceiling right over my bed, so every time I look up, I'd…

Just the amount of nominations for these should be a sign to Congress that they need to get their rear in gear.

As for driving it, Klaus says that the driving experience is analog. Yes, a hybrid with three electric motors and a nine-speed dual clutch "feels analog." Obviously, I can't judge because I haven't driven it, but if they accomplished that, it's great.

Looking at the front of it...

BUT. Can you get out of it properly when someone parks next to you?

Guide? I have to work in this crap! Sort of. Still, even when I have to run out to cars to collect keys from them ten minutes outside is eight minutes too long.

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Whenever I hear "one must die" I think back to this. http://elvinhernandez.deviantart.com/art/Batman-and…

See? Doesn't seem so bad now, does it?

Speaking as a valet, I'm slightly terrified about the direction that rear windows are taking in the name of "style." Oh sure, you can have backup camera and blind spot sensors up the wazoo, but I'd like to be able to see with my own eyes if I'm going to hit anything or not.

This feature would be great if it did work, but rarely does. It ends up being more frustrating than not.

This is now the standard. If Avatar: The Last Airbender/ The Legend of Korra show up on these cars in Japan, then it is a true anime.

I see that the good state Iowa has it's priorities straight.

Tony? That you?