What the hell do all those numbers mean on tire specs?

Hiya Herbie.

It took watching the footage for me to realize something: The Jeep Renegade is the car version of a spaghetti western.

Hell, you might as well say that for any Japanese sports car from the early 90s. Toyota Supra. Nissan 300ZX. Mitsubishi Lancer Evo. Cars that started out cheap but then started getting expensive in a constant state of trying to outdo each other.

You sure they didn't take an XF and leave it in the wash for too long?

God. DAMN IT!

Loud? Na. Those are just Hawkeye colors that would fit right in at a tailgate party.

Just looked at this after watching the new Mad Max trailer (it is bone chillingly good, seriously, go watch it now) and this looks like it wouldn't be too out of place on the few places that still have pavement in Max's world.

Is...is that a Dodge Omni GLH? Okay Turn 10, you have my attention now.

I think your minions are busy.

Why did we get this instead of that?

It must be a Utopian future if they think we use turn signals.

Hrm. So should I get this as a first bike, or the CRF250L? Or the CB500F? Or a Craigslist 1k Special?

Oh SRT! I have a new project for you!

Hmmm....I feel like it's missing something...

Wasn't it Soichiro Honda who said that his company must stay in motor sports in some form or another? Hell, the man was a former racer.

Dear Chrysler,

Plymouth.