And the companion piece:

I hate California Nazis.

God. The entire movie made no sense to 9 year old me. Sure, I mean, hard to understand top gun when you know basically nothing about the world, but even harder when one of the few things you do know are fighter jets, what shapes they come in and which countries fly what.

Nazism doesn’t fly here in California.

I love old radial-engined warbirds. Love love love. But...

101 is not the Reich runway. 

I see that second unit activity for season 4 of “The Man in the High Castle” is already underway.

I’m sure you’ll be the next White House press secretary in no time.

I bet these commuters on the 101 did Nazi that plane coming.

That’s quite the pile of Messershit.

Push button start? Ooh, mister fancy pants is too good to drill a hole in his dash and tie the key to it.

I love your dry, clean sense of humor.

That’s brilliant. Dimples within dimples. Dimpleception. I’ll be saving so much gas, it will actually be filling the tank as it drives.

Not being familiar with “permanent press” is what got him into this mess to begin with!

Heat gun and use an actual golf ball to shape the dimples.

I think the offer is too low. Mark Davis will hold out for a booklet of coupons for the detailing place he takes his van to.

Just a few million gallons of liquid chocolate to make the world’s largest Klondike bar.

Don’t jinx it! We are all better off when the Cowboys and Jerruh suck ass. 

Redskins beat Cowboys; An alternate history of the United States. (Mass Market Paperback - October 22, 2018)

He does what Jerry Jones wants him to do, no matter what. Jones is the worst GM in all of sports. Then after this, goes and gives away a first rounder for Amari Cooper, who hasnt been a decent receiver in two seasons