Dear News Reporters:

Show your work. 

Like what? You seem so convinced, so what’s the plan? Come on! They’ve had only like 10 years to think of alternatives.

1. Can you explain one of their ideas, and why it would work?

In Heidi’s view, her husband “has kept his integrity intact.” And, by extension, she has kept hers.

She was never, ever, ever, ever, EVER by any metric or any definition ever punk. Ever. Nevr. Nope. Nope. Nope. She was a bratty little kid from the fucking sticks with major eyeliner and serious penchant for posing. She was and remains a Poser. Not Punk. Don’t besmirch Punk.

I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE! 

So this took me a while to grasp, too.

I’m actually kinda surprised they didn’t go out before the playoffs and trade Yasmani for the entire Red Sox organization while they were at it.

You are surprised that they didn’t trade for two of the top catchers in the game, neither of whom their teams would have traded to the Dodgers (Giants trade arguably their best position player to the hated Dodgers? Cards deep in the playoff hunt & having just given Yadi a contract extension last year)? Or for a guy…

Sorry to hear this, he’s been one of the Brewers' best players in this series.

As a Porsche guy who has the hat to prove it, I saw:

The curve is restricted by the barrier, he can’t get the nose far enough out of the curve to keep the rear on it. “Too tight” was the only option he had, and the reason why there was signage saying for truckers to take an alternate route.

NOPE. Still convinced that this insipid cowardly shit weasel is going to toe the dirt back and forth before putting out a wimpy “Well, shucks. I guess you want me to run, so I’ll run.” line of bullshit.

Thank you for reminding me that Bill Kristol also should shut the fuck up forever.

all he did was give republicans cover. the fbi rush job was on brand marketing, nothing else. It gave them cover to pretend they cared about the allegations while burying them. this guy, and every “never trumper” that stayed a republican is worthless. if you really had any ideals, you would have left, like some of us…

Flake and Corker saw the coming primaries and said “Fuck it, I’ll quit before you can fire me”. But rather that use this newfound freedom to stand up to tyranny, they gave mild rebukes to the orange shitstain and kissed his hairy mudflap ass with every vote. Motherfucking cowards!

Take your pick:

This show is as staged as a WWE fight, I hope everyone watching realizes this.