"YOU ALL CAN CALL ME MOZILLA FROM NOW ON BECAUSE I JUST HAD TO FIRE FOX."

Humongous Ego aside. When did Elway become Hydrocephallic?

A slip of the tongue? Not with those teeth.

Which is funny unless you know how WWE is currently clowning themselves by ignoring the fans' choice to win the Royal Rumble this year, AGAIN, in favor of a big musclebound goof who better fits "the top star look," AGAIN. Renowned haven for rowdy fans Philadelphia is hosting the Rumble this year, so...get ready to…

But consider the fines the NFL takes for just one crotch grab in the end zone. It's more than making the playoffs sometimes! This is pocket change for the NFL.

The announcing is seemingly employed to get the company over first, themselves over second, and a distant third is the talent. Like many companies that are struggling, there seems to be a communication issue. In WWE's case there appears to be a huge disconnect between the creative team, talent, and announce crew. …

I tried getting back into WWE about a month ago, after devouring as many Monday Night Wars and WWE Rivalries I could get my hands on. When I watched my first RAW in like 10 years, I couldn't believe how bad it was. It's too damn long. There's a lethargy to the pacing. It felt like a lot of the storylines and…

Packers fan here. This guy seems to have solved Aaron Rodgers to some extent, given this year's Bills game and some Lions history before that, so it seems like the NFC North would be a good option.

Interesting backstory here...

I'd help you write the list, but it's easier to just say "Not Hunter and Cena".

Michael Cole "reading a statement" from The Authority in parody of the NFL/NBC is some bizarre level of meta given how he literally has Vince McMahon feeding lines into his ear from the moment the show goes on the air.

Al Michaels responded to the WWE with a hot take of his own:

Goodell: From now on you will only refer to me as the Authority. Got it?

Also buried on WWE RAW? Cesaro, Dolph Ziggler, and Dean Ambrose.

They also made fun of the NBA by staging a reenactment of the Dwight Howard and Kevin Garnett fight.

He can net a huge profit from his short lived Nets tenure. We shall call him Deron Williams!

Obviously nobody saw this coming. I'm sure if they did, it would have been a huge story.

News that Jones was using cocaine a month before a title fight was a bombshell.