Pro wrestling is scripted in two senses. The first is, obviously, that match outcomes are predetermined, and that's…
How much is Jezebel willing to pay for the unretouched photos?
This is the cover of a section in today's Oklahoman, a newspaper which just took a chainsaw to the idea that smaller…
Sterling followed by mumbling something incoherent that vaguely resembled a joke.
"Why...why are you crying Mo? You're a terrific bodyguard! Come on, chin up! You've been such a great help all these years, and a great friend to my family. I know I may not always act like it, but you've had a really positive impact on my life. Without you by my side, I don't know what kind of mess I'd be in. So…
Adopted Clippers fan Bill Simmons has filed his long-awaited Donald Sterling column for Grantland, and the most…
I have a contact on facebook who has fully embodied the spirit and lifestyle of a Rastafarian (he's white of course). Mix in a bit of bipolar disorder and you have an absolute train-wreck of a man with a platform for easily, and very frequently, sharing his opinions. He also makes 'music'. As a result I've been…
I do enjoy the posts from a friend of a friend is anti-vax, pro-individual sovereignty, pro-raw milk, hasn't paid taxes in years, and has cashed in his 401K and bank account for gold bars he hides under his sheets in response to the inevitable crash of the dollar and blah blah blah libertarian thunderdome.
I don't use Facebook much anymore, because anyone with a brain knows that Facebook is terrible. Apart from the…
Now that his surname is Hitner he will blame everything on OJ Simpson. Because everything that doesn't go his way will be the fault of "The Juice".
There goes my plan to open up a strip club in San Francisco called Pole Land.
Donte has also started campaigning to replace Colin Kaepernick with the son of former NFL quarterback Frank Reich Jr., insisting that the third Reich would help institute a golden age in football.
Toasting my new name in style tonight! You'll be seeing #Hitner jerseys before you know it
His upcoming memoir about San Francisco's OTAs is rumored to be titled Mein Camp.
The Chad Ochocinco parallel is interesting, in that he's also recently been convicted of Hitner.
On the upside, Michael Lewis has already agreed to write a book about Hitner.
"Hitner Youth sizes" was a nice touch.
He'd better be careful. It's bad enough that he's already SS.