I know... I mean, Twitter, man, ever heard of it ?

The airport where both WTC bound planes flew out of at that. I mean really, who could NOT have seen that this was a bad idea?

if this was written by someone aged 12 to 21....i get it. You saw an o-coordinator of a pro team having a drink and thought it cool to say hello. then you thought you'd write deadspin after he was completely right to be a dick to you...i get it.

Grown men asking for an autograph from an assistant coach?

someone is desperate enough for an autograph on a napkin?

"Chiefs Suck!"

Todd Haley doesn't listen to the PC police. He listens to Creed, bro.

Dan Snyder: [Immediately offers Todd Haley head coach/public relations position]

And the Lakers have already deleted the tweet. Although I think they've made things a little worse. Check out their feed now:

Later news:

Pretty much. "sorry we can't come deal with a drunk driver as all our officers are running speed traps and don't want to give away their hiding spots"

Don't worry had he been speeding or had a yellow light changed to red too quickly he would have been cited. No time for real police work, no time to protect and serve, but wait if it involves a tax I mean a fine then the police will be there.

The tie says, "I'm okay with a half Windsor," but the hand-in-pocket says, "I'm working on making it a full."

I'm surprised Sammy is this high tech - you'd think he would stick with the more traditional cork board.