It wouldn’t be the first time.

They both own a majority of their respective teams. Everyone knows minority owners are better dancers.

Hannibal Buress is doing an entire Comedy Central series in response to this comment.

He’s taking his tail fin to South Beach.

Had he known, the horns in the story would’ve been protruding from Stewart’s forehead.

This was good, but you got Talleywhacked.

Connelly would go on to clarify that when he subjectively determines one of his players is using good judgement, he develops an erection that is stronger and more useful than steel.

The cheese stands alone, outside of the 3 point arc, watching Carmello shoot out of a triple team.

Larry Brown invented this shit, but Karl may have perfected it.

This post wins today’s edition of Butthurt Bingo. Turn in your cards and go home everyone.

It was a good condom, it just wasn’t the right fit.

In a surprise twist, his evil twin, Orphan Killington, is the one that doesn’t have a goofy mustache.

It's funny he chose shampoo when his behavior is clearly a result of conditioning.

This is First Take level stupidity.

You can lose by one point in basketball. You can't lose by one point in baseball.

It explains the turnovers. He was focused on the wrong sport. All he cared about was touchdown.

1 in private, 2 in public. It’s the ol’ Reagan dodge.

we all need more Rex Ryan in our lives.

Hot takes versus lame jokes? Deadspin commenters vote Jalen.

If you don’t have marketable players, how are you going to convince rubes to buy a new jersey every year?