"a 27-year-old man was arrested earlier today on suspicion of sexual activity with a girl under 16,"

When the mop-boy first heard the news he was mortified, but when it was repeated to him he was relieved that he misunderstood "ejected."

Barbarians are people too you animal!

When Rousey rips off her next opponent's arm and beats her unconscious with it, I'm going to remember your post.

You can always pick out the guy who's never been in a fight.

The difference being that nobody kicks out of the armbar. Rousey is genius.

No, idiot. It has to do with football. Jeez, read the article why don't you.

Not even the 3rd worst record in the... oh wait...

Seriously, don't try to fuck Mt. Rushmore for a laugh. It will not work. Trust me.

Your team is going to be awful forever.

Your team is going to be awful forever.

Healthy as assessed by Dr. Anonymous Teammate.

Shut up.

It's too bad T-Rich didn't call in. Irsay could've given him a ride to practice and administered an epidural for the girlfriend.

Shut up.

Then don't. But financial intelligence doesn't compensate for inhuman actions. This is shit any way you slice it.

Scorching hot take, lady.

Karl's reminiscing reminds of the infamous Slap Fight at the OK corral.

You're a pandering, pointless mess.

Scott Pilgrim was great. Are you just going around bashing on every movie referenced in the comments section?