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That sounds great. Can you hook that up? Can you give me your agent's diggies? TIA! xoxo

You know that leaking material from the forthcoming Book of Jezebel will not be received kindly. You're like the Ed Snowden of misogyny against Jezzies.

In defense of the authors/moderators, I was totally trolling. BUT C'MON!!!!!!!!

I'm flattered. And deleted. And banned.

This might take you to it.

Yes they are.

In fairness, it's tough to reach an audience when all attempts at humor are deleted/banned.

I just learned (again) the hard way (again).

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Other things that make your brain bigger:

"Unbelievable," James said again. "I never heard that."

A dad that would otherwise split might be the type of dad to stick around for a high-profile job and a chance to reap the benefits of pro-basketballer for a son.

It can be accompanied by a nice office job for mom, or a middle-class wage for dad who is suddenly a hot coaching hire. Maybe there's a booster in real-estate who just happened to stumble onto an amazing discount on home?

There may also be a selection bias present, since top-tier basketball prospects will be moved out of their low-income neighborhood into the upper-middle class neighborhoods where the competitive prep-schools are located. I mean, this is happening as early as middle school, right? I'd be interested in learning how…

Not pictured: The X-men accounting department.