Today in apt usernames: Bronxasshole is an asshole and my new pet project.
Please add your Crocodile Dundee and Foster's "Australian for..." jokes in the comments section below.
The Butchershop is a place where I will sporadically post amateurish artwork inspired by MS Paint and current events. This morning I read about a local hero on a crusade to extract evil from a nearby estuary:
This story couldn't have come at a better time
Purse snatchers are stopped at gunpoint by random dude. Rando secures the area. Police arrive. Rando complies with police. Perps are snatched. Rando goes into store, buys his kids some candy, returns home safely. It's good to see not all of these stories end with a lesson on police incompetence.
Sorry. Sorry. I mean the SUPERDOME!
Add one more person to list of those who would be better off if Fieri had never been born.
James Harden and Reggie Watts
Since nicotine is my lifeblood, and there's been a couple other Clashtalkers who have expressed an interest in the topic, I wanted to share a convo (IN PROGRESS) that I'm having over at Gawker:
Lacey + Heavy Clashtalk presence = The Best. Don't argue with me about it. Argue with Math™
Trixie Racontuer provides a breakdown that should be mandatory reading prior to responding to a MC post.
Proof that Urkel was funnier than WHAM!
Nothing is more newsworthy than gruesome sports injuries:
If anything interesting* comes up, I will be certain to share.