Today in apt usernames: Bronxasshole is an asshole and my new pet project.

Please add your Crocodile Dundee and Foster's "Australian for..." jokes in the comments section below.

The Butchershop is a place where I will sporadically post amateurish artwork inspired by MS Paint and current…

This story couldn't have come at a better time

Ladies and gentlemen, I present shut-the-fuck-upman!

Purse snatchers are stopped at gunpoint by random dude. Rando secures the area. Police arrive. Rando complies…

Sorry. Sorry. I mean the SUPERDOME!

Add one more person to list of those who would be better off if Fieri had never been born.

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/24/us/…

James Harden and Reggie Watts

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Since nicotine is my lifeblood, and there's been a couple other Clashtalkers who have expressed an interest in the…

Lacey + Heavy Clashtalk presence = The Best. Don't argue with me about it. Argue with Math™

Trixie Racontuer provides a breakdown that should be mandatory reading prior to responding to a MC post.

Proof that Urkel was funnier than WHAM!

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Nothing is more newsworthy than gruesome sports injuries:

If anything interesting* comes up, I will be certain to share.

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