My New Favorite Garbage-human
Today in apt usernames: Bronxasshole is an asshole and my new pet project.
Australian Cops are Handing the US Cops their Collective Asses
Please add your Crocodile Dundee and Foster's "Australian for..." jokes in the comments section below.
The Butchershop: OK Fisherman Snags "Alligator Snapping Turtle"
The Butchershop is a place where I will sporadically post amateurish artwork inspired by MS Paint and current events. This morning I read about a local hero on a crusade to extract evil from a nearby estuary:
Troll Patrol Assemble
This story couldn't have come at a better time
The Perfect Troll For The Age Of NuKinja
Ladies and gentlemen, I present shut-the-fuck-upman!
Good Samaritan Miraculously NOT Shot By Police
Purse snatchers are stopped at gunpoint by random dude. Rando secures the area. Police arrive. Rando complies with police. Perps are snatched. Rando goes into store, buys his kids some candy, returns home safely. It's good to see not all of these stories end with a lesson on police incompetence.
FINALLY....... The Rev has come BACK... to the Crosstalk.
Sorry. Sorry. I mean the SUPERDOME!
Guy Fieri Makes Car Thief Sympathetic Figure
Add one more person to list of those who would be better off if Fieri had never been born.
Celebrity Look-alikes: Beards edition
James Harden and Reggie Watts
We're Talkin'bout E-cigarettes!
Since nicotine is my lifeblood, and there's been a couple other Clashtalkers who have expressed an interest in the topic, I wanted to share a convo (IN PROGRESS) that I'm having over at Gawker:
Defamer is the best Gawkerverse Blog
Lacey + Heavy Clashtalk presence = The Best. Don't argue with me about it. Argue with Math™
All Hail Maury Compson.
Trixie Racontuer provides a breakdown that should be mandatory reading prior to responding to a MC post.
The Finest Moment in MST3K History
Proof that Urkel was funnier than WHAM!
Stumble Horror, Twitter Edition
Nothing is more newsworthy than gruesome sports injuries:
I've Been Awake for 48 hours. Working until 5pm today.
If anything interesting* comes up, I will be certain to share.
Over 300 Responses and Nobody Mentions Jesus Christ?
#WarOnChristmas #LazyAtheists