Crack pipe!

I say this with no sarcasm; I would wish the Esprit on my worst enemy. It's a shitbox, money pit, mechanical asshole and a nightmare to own. Don't believe me? Buy one. Sure the guys that have them will defend their captors but so did Patty Hearst. The only reason to own one is if you have no money but want people to…

This new feature is stupid!

Asshat noob tool douche should take it to the track and learn to drive. Gold chain wearing idiot moron. Somehting about a midlife crisis and a tiny penis. - Jason Snarchinsy.

NEW ROME for the win:

+1 Jakeiscrazy. And thanks for being the shining example of irrational liberalism I've been complaining about Fej. Cool name BTW. You from here?

Seriously, lets just take this to it's next logical conclusion - banning sports cars for use on public roads. If this kinda stuff ISN'T going to happen why waste the money on insurance and car payments? We should all be driving Volts governed electronically by GPS to whatever zone we're in. Makes sense based on all…

Lets play a game called; 'what drug are you on?'. My guess is crazy pills administered after you had that vagina grafted onto where your testicles used to be.

Ugh. I forgot you were all mostly institutionalized wards of the state with no free will left. My mistake. Please continue being holier-than-thou know-it-all libtards. I'll just go back to my memories of when bravery ruled the world and people were still free to have a little fun and occasionally fuck up without the…

Yeah, yeah we get it doctorgabriel, you're better than everybody. And smarter. And prettier. And the world would be a much better place if everybody followed your example.

@ kevxr - the entire race lasted less than 5 seconds. You're telling me a base Corvette can get to a 100mph that fast? Or are you embellishing to support your nonsensical rage? And never in the history of Jalopnik has ANYONE had anyone's back ever, for any reason regardless of the location of the race; if it were on a…

Jesus Christ, do you people hear yourselves? Crush their cars? 20K fines? Felonies are okay? Not to mention the numerous insults to their intellect, age, masculinity etc.... WTF is wrong with you psychopaths? This is America. These two Americans were enjoying their freedom. They had an 'accident' - not an 'on…

The last 10 things I ordered from Wicked Laser all came with empty boxes and notes from DHS that the contents had been confiscated. Maybe you should call this 'coolest thing you can pay for then have confiscated by customs'.

@ Joseph Shaul - That'd be like trying to put a Baboon heart in a Tuna. And again, you could just buy another car - literally ANY car; GTR, Ferarri, Viper, Corvette, Lambo, R8, hell even one of Hennessey's notorious sh*tboxes - go just as fast if not faster, get just as much attention, save yourself a FORTUNE and not…

cloud81918 is full Stockholm. Why don't you tell everybody about the systems on your car that don't work, that you haven't bothered fixing and learned to live with? A/C crapped out? Heater dead? Both? Leaking exhaust manifold? Poorly functioning chargecooler impeller? Dead window? Radio not work? Second gear synchro…

As the owner of several variants of the Esprit I would say without hesitation that I WOULD wish that car on my worst enemy. It is the single worst thing a person could do with money besides burn it. Don't believe me? Buy one. The people that have them are suffering a sort of Stockholm syndrome. Once you break free you…

Is there any chance Apple will ever offer professional products again or does the entire entertainment industry have to go back to PCs and Avids (you know, the way it was before we made Apple a household name)?

@KillerWhale-NOR: You've completely missed the point; I compared Thunderbolt to FW because it's another proprietary port Apple has created that they'll bail on because nobody is adopting it. Your glorious retina MBP is going to be a tangled mess of dongles and adapters in 2 years because every hole in it is a…

You've completely missed the point; I compared Thunderbolt to FW because it's another proprietary port Apple has created that they'll bail on because nobody is adopting it. Your glorious retina MBP is going to be a tangled mess of dongles and adapters in 2 years because every hole in it is a red-headed step child. 4K…

This is SO infuriating. They won't even SAY the word 'firewire' anymore. They've completely abandoned the pro market that made them, they're forcing these WORTHLESS Thunderbolt ports on everyone (lets call it what it is; "Firewire 1600 - soon to be the port that shall not be named"), since they abandoned the tower I'm…