You rang?

Yes, but hell hath no fury like a kid watching someone else enjoy his Power Wheels.

This categorized list is complete parenting fail. Having expectations dashed at Christmas is part of the experience. You teach children to set their own expectations this way. If you over-manage expectations, you create Millennials.

This list is a complete parenting fail. With something like a Christmas list you need to get out in front of it. My wife saw something on pinterest last year that we used with our children and it worked well. Basically you have the kid make a list comprised of four things and it is formatted like this: For Christmas I…

Did this kid really ask for Justice?

This is my favorite thing I've read on Deadspin all year.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

Every year my daughter writes extensive Christmas lists and demands a tree, two requests I never grant. She is always confused as to why. I just don't have the heart to tell her we're Jewish.

and now for the terrifying one.

One of the first things that came to mind. Not sure if I should admit that or not...

Ya' know, not everyone reads Reddit. And just because you do doesn't mean the rest of the internet can't report on it.

These boys have definitely failed themselves. I feel your anger and I agree with that statement. However, it's important to look at the bigger picture to really get at the roots of the problem. No one is saying that these boys are blameless - far from it! What we are saying is that these particular boys are part of a…

mental note: fart obviously and loudly in presence of all police officers, even if just for a minor traffic stop

Their parents/coaches/teachers/law enforcement could have put a stop to this instead of enabled it. I'm not arguing that the boys are at fault, but there are a lot of things that could have happened to save these guys - MAINLY these girls - a lot of heartache.

The adults in these boys lives have failed humanity. Fuck the little rapist shits. They all deserve anything they get.

The adults in these boys lives have allowed them to get away with all of this shit. Of course the boys are at fault. I did not imply that they were not. But when you are surrounded by adults who assure you that you are special and do not have to face any repercussions for your crimes, the adults in your life have…

I'm not saying that those weren't miftaps, but it's clear proof of

I hate when people sue over stupid shit. This isn't stupid. I hope the officers and doctors all lose their jobs and this guy gets 8 figures.

The adults in these boys lives have failed them.

I'm not saying that those weren't cops, but it's clear proof of